Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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