I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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