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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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