i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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