Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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