It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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