she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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