god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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