Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
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