Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My balls are so social today.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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