So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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