so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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