I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize
