I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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