He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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