Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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