Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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