i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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