Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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