so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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