That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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