i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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