You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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