Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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