At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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