Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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