There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Randomize
