the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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