ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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