Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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