You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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