Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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