have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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