Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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