I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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