so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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