Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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