I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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