great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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