How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
She said her name was "party"
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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