I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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