now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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