Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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