Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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