you turned your livingroom into a bong?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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