We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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