omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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