I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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