is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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