Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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