I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
