But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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